Tag: humour

Tag: humour

An illustration of a bowl of gruel.

MOOOORE?

[ORPHANAGE EATING AREA. COLD, STERILE, NO LOVE HERE. OLIVER TWIST TIMIDLY WALKS UP TO A BIG, FAT, GRUMPY OLD MAN AT THE END OF THE ROOM STANDING OVER A BIG POT OF GRUEL.] OLIVER TWIST [HOLDING OUT HIS EMPTY BOWL]: Please sir, can I have some more? CHEF [BOOMING VOICE]: MOOOORE? OLIVER TWIST: Nah, seriously

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Tag: humour

Tag: humour

Tag: humour

Tag: humour

Tag: humour

Hollywood Superman

Hollywood Superman

EXT. DAY – HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD [Two blonde starlets walk down Hollywood boulevard teetering on high heels, large Gucci and Prada bags draped over their shoulders when they spot something moving far off in the sky.] STARLET #1: OMG. Is that like a bird, or like, a plane or like, something like, I don’t know. What

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Tag: humour

Tag: humour

Tag: humour