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First Date

[A well-dressed man, KEN, runs up to a well-dressed woman, SAL, on an urban street in the evening, bunch of roses in his hand.] SAL: Hi Ken! KEN: Hi Sal! Sorry I’m a little bit late. You’re looking ravishing! SAL: Thanks [Sal punches Ken hard in the face.] KEN: What was that for?! SAL: Sorry,

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Misguided Meditation

[A meditation INSTRUCTOR sits cross legged in front of two students seated likewise on yoga mats. The instructor plays a small Tibetan singing bowl.] INSTRUCTOR: …Imagine a lightness in the crown of your head, a white light, that rushes down through you like a leaf being carried in the surge of a gentle river… Feel

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It’s Oh So Quiet

[Two men are sitting in a small bird hide overlooking a dense wide grassland, waiting with anticipation.] MAN 1: The oriental stork can be incredibly skittish. We must be incredibly quiet. MAN 2: I understand. [MAN 1 takes out a pair of binoculars out of a small bag on his lap and becomes intent on

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Half a Seat

[A very, very thin woman, JANE, steps into the entrance of a passenger plane. She stops to show her ticket to an awaiting AIR HOSTESS, who is all smiles.] JANE: Good evening. AIR HOSTESS: Good evening! [scrutinising the ticket] Um, Jane Ferguson? JANE: Yes? AIR HOSTESS: You’ve bought a ticket for one seat have you?

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Comedy Spots!

A while ago I lent my “dulcet tones” to a comedy podcast titled “The Chop House” which has been steadily gaining followers since the first teasers were posted on YouTube at the start of year. The show has also gained some success so far in being aired on a few different British digital radio stations.

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