[A well-dressed man walks into a large department store. He looks a little lost. A shop attendant approaches him with a beaming smile.] Woman: Hello, how may I help you today? [The man checks a list of paper in his hand.] Man: I’m looking for … rotten whale vomit, the fossilised urine of a prairie dog, the anal excretions of a tropical cat, and preferably some prehistoric tree tears please. Woman: I have just the thing! [She sprays a a little perfume bottle at the man but gets him right in the eyes.] How’s that? Man [blinded, fumbling]: Coffee? Woman: I’ve only just met you. [The man takes a good sniff of a jar of coffee beans.] Man: I dare say, it smells a little … mossy. Woman: I’ll make a note of it. THE END.