INT. CROWDED BAR - NIGHT [MERV and BILL are sitting at a small table in a bar both drinking a beer when a very attractive young woman walks by, dressed in leather. Their mouths drop as she passes.] MERV: What I would give to get into her pants! BILL: Aw yeah! [MERV slips off into a daydream ...] INT. BEDROOM - DAY A bra hangs over the side on the side of the bedpost. Merv wakes up and sees the the beautiful woman, SOPHIE, still fast asleep beside him. He gently lifts her arm up from his chest, and gets out of bed, then creeps towards the other end of the bedroom. SOPHIE: [STILL DROWSY] Merv? MERV stops, caught, one leg jammed into Sophie's leather pants. THE END.