Boy: Mum, I’m bored. Mum: No, you’re not! Boy: Yes I am! Mum: You can do the washing. Boy: I’m not bored anymore.
It seems that Salvador Dali’s surreal stamp on the world might not be over yet. Just yesterday morning, a local tourist in the seaside Spanish island of Majorca claimed to spot Salvador Dali’s iconic moustache sun baking on the beach. The man, Pablo Hurrez, a highly respected resort manager, was reported as saying in a
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Who were the best classical composers of all time? It’s hard to say, because they’re all different, and in the end, music is a matter of personal taste. Literally. Here’s is a list of some of the most famous classical composers of all time and what they’re music tastes like to me: Claude Debussy: Shallot.
If Thomas Edison’s ghost were to be summoned to Earth from wherever he is joyously floating around in the inter dimensions of the universe and the heavens, what would he say? Probably something like this: “Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? What is this? Where am I? I was flying. FLYING I tell you! I don’t