Category: Comedy

Category: Comedy

Illustration of Prince Charles.

Prince Charles considers plastic surgery

[Prince Charles sits patiently in a chair beside a doctor’s desk as the doctor sitting on a swivel chair with wheels shines a torch down his left ear, then spins around to check out the right.] DOCTOR: Well, I must say, your ears are outstanding. PRINCE CHARLES: Why, thank you! DOCTOR: Out standing from your

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Category: Comedy

Category: Comedy

Hollywood Superman

Hollywood Superman

EXT. DAY – HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD [Two blonde starlets walk down Hollywood boulevard teetering on high heels, large Gucci and Prada bags draped over their shoulders when they spot something moving far off in the sky.] STARLET #1: OMG. Is that like a bird, or like, a plane or like, something like, I don’t know. What

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Loves Me Not

EXT. LUSH GARDEN – DAY [A YOUNG MAN KNEELS DOWN BEFORE A YOUNG WOMAN IN A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN JUST AS THE SUN HITS THE LEAVES OF THE TREES AND BUTTERFLIES FLUTTER IN GENTLE SWARMS.] AYDEN: Eve, I’ve waited for this day for so long, and I can’t wait any long. [HE TAKES OUT A SMALL

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An illustration of a monkey tapping at a typewriter.

The Typist

MAN: Yes, that’s right, the complete works. No, that’s the thing. We want it typed out again. All of it. Word by word. Remember, no mistakes. You get to the end of King Lear, muck it up, you’ll have to start all over again. Control C? Control V? That would be cheating wouldn’t it? Anyway,

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Thar She Blows!

EXT. WHALING SHIP OUT AT SEA – DAY MAN: [VOICEOVER] After 365 days at sea, rations were running low. An eighth of a pint of rum and a pinch of bread had to suffice each morning, at least till we pulled into our next port. But no one could say when that would be. Much of the crew

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Category: Comedy

Category: Comedy

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The Koala

EXT. – FUTURISTIC METROPOLIS, DAY (2075) [A MAN hangs on to the third-story corner of a large skyscraper, the only tall building in a mostly flat and green metropolis. An electric truck pulls up in a silent kind of ‘whoosh’ out front.] NARRATOR: After its long descent into depravity, things on Earth in the year 2075 had well and

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On The Front

EXT. BATTLEFIELD, EAST U.S. – LATE 1700s, DAY [An infantry unit of red coats gather on a wide open field. There is no sign of the Americans yet. Biding their time, they load their muskets and adjust the buttons of their uniforms (whatever they can do to look busy). A young LIEUTENANT approaches the GENERAL,

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