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Betty

[An old grizzled FARMER drives his tractor along a dusty long road with tears welling up in his eyes. By his side in the front of the tractor is a very large pig, BETTY, struggling to cling onto life.]
FARMER: Nearly there Betty! Nearly there!
BETTY: Oink!
FARMER: Just hold on Betty!
BETTY: Oink!
FARMER: I know, I know. I love you too. But…
BETTY: Oink! Oink! Squeee…
FARMER: Yes, these last few years have been the best of my life too…
BETTY: Squeee…
FARMER: Don’t say that! You’re going to be fine! [sobbing uncontrollably] Okay? Everything’s going to be fine, Betty? Everything! Fine… I love you so much. Don’t you dare quit on me! You hear? Don’t you dare quit on me!
BETTY: Oiiink…
FARMER: You’re will? In the safe underneath the cellar? But I told you. I won’t need it…
BETTY: Oiiiii…
FARMER: Betty! I… I love you too… BETTY! NO!
[BETTY stares up at the ceiling of the tractor, dead.]
FARMER: You BASTARDS!
THE END.
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