Odd Character

An illustration of a stereotypical Italian hand gesture.

April 4, 2017 • Comedy • Views: 188

[A MAN AND A WOMAN SIT AT AN EMPTY DINNER TABLE.]

WOMAN: Look, I’m breaking up with you. I can’t do this anymore.

MAN: What isa dis? You tinka you’re jusa gonna run outona me? Who a gonna look after you like I do? Who a gonna provide for you like I do? Whosa a gonna protect a you in the big bad world, eh?

WOMAN: You see, this is exactly what I was talking about Barry. The silly voices, the characters. You’re not Italian.

THE END.

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